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How To Not Drive Your Car

Published on Jan 18, 2018 3,659,735 views

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This video show you How To Not Drive Your Car.
In these type of videos Im trying to show situations on the roads which are for educational purposes, so the drivers can learn from other mistakes, not their own.

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  • Claus Schönwälder
    Claus Schönwälder 4 місяці тому vodka car driver´s....god bless you
  • Carl Bruschnig, Jr
    Carl Bruschnig, Jr 7 місяців тому After watching several of these Russian videos, I believe I have figured out the basic traffic rules in Russia. 1. Stoplights and Stop signs are only advisory. 2. So are speed limits. You must stay above the posted limit. 2a. Especially if the road is slippery and/or icy. 3. So are roads. Sidewalks may be used if traffic is stopped. 4. If someone is passing you on the left, you must turn in front of them. 5. If someone is passing on the right, they must hit a disabled car (or truck). 6. Pedestrian crosswalks most strongly resemble the game Frogger. 7. Police cars are targets. Extra points if the lights are on. 8. Douchebags and Mafia drive the most expensive cars. 9. Douchebags get out and start fighting. Mafia just points guns. 10. Unless the car is totaled, keep driving. 11. Motorcycles can split lanes. 12. So can cars. 13. So can trucks. 14. Turning into oncoming traffic is encouraged. 14a. If you need to turn right, be certain you are in the left lane 14b. If you need to turn left, be certain you are in the right lane. 15. So is passing into oncoming traffic. Even more so on curves. 16. Drinking and driving is strongly encouraged. It keeps you relaxed during impact. 17. The larger vehicle has the right-of-way. Tanks are the largest vehicles. 18. Russians have a lot of experience driving in bad weather. However, since they start the day with vodka in their corn flakes instead of milk, the experience factor is negated. 19. In icy and snowy weather, you are encouraged to drive like a race car driver or a stunt driver.
  • Andrew Evanoff
    Andrew Evanoff 6 місяців тому You forgot the number one rule: Bigger and/or more expensive vehicles have the right of way.
  • Regina Fontenot
    Regina Fontenot 5 місяців тому OMG, you are so friggin funny. I almost wet myself reading your post. Thank YOU for the uncontrollable laugh and best comment i have EVER read on youtube!!!
  • sheila stevens
    sheila stevens 4 місяці тому I just died. Especially on number 18 lmho
  • sheila stevens
    sheila stevens 4 місяці тому @Regina Fontenot facts lol
  • Steve J.
    Steve J. 4 місяці тому I like #17. Tanks.... LOL!
  • The Autistic YouTuber
    The Autistic YouTuber 4 місяці тому Vodka in Cornflakes 😂
  • AJayAnswersYou
    AJayAnswersYou 4 місяці тому Spot on! #StraightOuttaRussia
  • Back2Black
    Back2Black 3 місяці тому If nothing helps anymore, turn on that shitty music.
  • t34 fan
    t34 fan 3 місяці тому This has to be what every one is thinking, and by far the funnest post that has appeared on Y Tube . 😀😀😀😀
  • Werner der Champ
    Werner der Champ 3 місяці тому @t34 fan 20. Brakes may only be used if there is a car less than 10m behind you
  • t34 fan
    t34 fan 3 місяці тому @Werner der Champ Thank you for that , does seem a bit strange that you can only brake then .
  • Mr Stone_age_man
    Mr Stone_age_man 3 місяці тому My brain cell die slowly after reading this.
  • gerard burton
    gerard burton 3 місяці тому Carl Bruschnig, Jr you have forgotten that Vodka drinking is compulsory there.
  • museack
    museack 2 місяці тому @Werner der Champ - Brakes are optional.
  • Kymaren Deck
    Kymaren Deck 1 місяць тому Carl Bruschnig, Jr don’t forget; drive normally until there is a car within car length of you then do something spontaneous, doesn’t matter what just do it
  • Sapphira's mama
    Sapphira's mama 1 місяць тому (змінено) Haha actually its any emergency vehicle. Ambulances get knocked over on a regular basis. Even one channel has started doing the Jaws theme music for when an ambulance is about to pass by. Sometimes they are the intended target other times they just go by an accident
  • Alexg Grun
    Alexg Grun 1 місяць тому 👍👍👍👍👌
  • Jane Ward
    Jane Ward 1 місяць тому You nailed it!
  • Alejandro Garcia
    Alejandro Garcia 1 місяць тому Dang you took some time writing this comment
  • Gopnik Guy
    Gopnik Guy 1 день тому true gopniks. always drunk.
  • Piotr
    Piotr 7 місяців тому Free Roam in GTA Online is safer then streets in Russia
  • Faust
    Faust 3 місяці тому life in russia is dangerous for life in ALL WAYS
  • Dmitriy
    Dmitriy 3 тижні тому @Faust Дура.
  • L. G.
    L. G. 4 місяці тому Finally i understand dash cam selling rates in Russia.
  • otterpoet
    otterpoet 1 рік тому 4:01 This pretty much sums up Russia in under ten seconds...
  • Rand Azar
    Rand Azar 7 місяців тому hahahahaha what was that omg
  • Seth Ison
    Seth Ison 6 місяців тому Lol
  • john piper
    john piper 1 рік тому Q. What makes a successful driving holiday in Russia? A. You leave alive.
  • Barry Smith
    Barry Smith 8 місяців тому aahhhh Russia , where everyone has the right of way and brakes are optional.
  • museack
    museack 8 місяців тому Driving sober is "optional."
  • Clube das Loterias
    Clube das Loterias 6 місяців тому @museack its also applicable to the guy who controls the atomic bombs buttons...
  • hrhjrd
    hrhjrd 1 рік тому They can't see more than 10 feet in front of their vehicles.
  • Juha Virtanen
    Juha Virtanen 8 місяців тому Blurry makes your vision vodka.
  • Steve J.
    Steve J. 4 місяці тому @Juha Virtanen Said Yoda ever...
  • SD5
    SD5 1 рік тому In Russia they have an alcoholic meter on the dashboard. Your car won’t start if your under 2.0.
  • bluumax
    bluumax 1 рік тому You must also be talking on your phone while drinking vodka.
  • God’s Covenant
    God’s Covenant 11 місяців тому SD5 Brilliant! 😂😂😂
  • Андрей Карпенко
    Андрей Карпенко 9 місяців тому В США количество погибших в авариях по причине алкогольного опьянения примерно в 2 раза больше, чем в России. https://njduidefense.lawyer/drunk-driving-statistics-worldwide/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/08/11/the-worst-countries-in-the-world-for-drunk-driving-infographic/#102ad8242f5c Ну, пошути про пьяных русских теперь.
  • Ana Paula
    Ana Paula 9 місяців тому SD5 y
  • SD5
    SD5 9 місяців тому Just proves that when we crash better over here. When we crash in the USA people don’t walk away.
  • Gabby Burrs
    Gabby Burrs 9 місяців тому Bill and sex
  • Андрей Рамский
    Андрей Рамский 9 місяців тому @Андрей Карпенко их в 2 раза больше по населению, так что примерно та же херня, что и у нас.
  • Андрей Карпенко
    Андрей Карпенко 9 місяців тому @Андрей Рамский Но русские все равно самые пьяные и самые плохие. Прям как евреи в Германии перед войной.
  • Андрей Рамский
    Андрей Рамский 9 місяців тому @Андрей Карпенко Да ладно тебе) У нас своих дураков навалом, еще с чужими связываться))
  • Андрей Карпенко
    Андрей Карпенко 9 місяців тому @Андрей Рамский Это точно. Идиоты везде одинаковые.
  • макс Kz
    макс Kz 3 місяці тому Факью маза фака саробон питч
  • THΞ GΔMING MΔXFORD ·
    THΞ GΔMING MΔXFORD · 1 рік тому (змінено) @2:26 whats wrong with him, he parked is car in STYLE
  • Nordriski
    Nordriski 11 місяців тому XD
  • ISB18872
    ISB18872 11 місяців тому Maybe that he parked on a highway and not a parking lot. But hey, at least he didn't damage his car.
  • THΞ GΔMING MΔXFORD ·
    THΞ GΔMING MΔXFORD · 11 місяців тому (змінено) @ISB18872 he just pulled off the road, if you notice the video he only breaked once and too little and he still keeps acerlating still after knowing the car is skiding
  • Jinnie Gacha Playz
    Jinnie Gacha Playz 9 місяців тому Lololololololololololololol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 true
  • Robert Smith
    Robert Smith 7 місяців тому LOL
  • chandra shekhar sunia
    chandra shekhar sunia 5 місяців тому Kde tere samme kre n koi ise parking highway par jd un to prize de diye
  • Alfie vlogs 9000
    Alfie vlogs 9000 1 рік тому The best place to find a idiot is on a road
  • H Max
    H Max 10 місяців тому is a toss up between roads or politics
  • J3FF THE KILLER
    J3FF THE KILLER 4 місяці тому In Russia only ._.
  • Fyodor48
    Fyodor48 1 рік тому So, you are sitting waiting to make a left turn, blinkers on; you wait patiently, then just as a car comes barrelling down the street toward you (but on his side of the Rd) you then decide; regardless of the dude coming toward you, you wait until he is almost beside you and you turn left regardless smack head on into the innocent dude...... WTF !!!!!! A two second more wait and you clda turned safe, you MORON
  • Marcus Keulertz
    Marcus Keulertz 6 місяців тому That's what we do in German roads, drive prudently otherwise you're not capable to drive any vehicle. Sure there are accidents on the autobahn or in the inner city limits, but not like in Russia. If you're using your car as a weapon danm you can go to prison immediately.
  • Miriame Dupre
    Miriame Dupre 6 місяців тому I respectfully disagree,Because, Maybe the driver didn't see the other driver driving.
  • Miriame Dupre
    Miriame Dupre 6 місяців тому Also, Poor old lady!! SHE COULD HAVE GOT HURT FROM THAT PIECE OF THE CAR RIGHT?
  • bigtareec
    bigtareec 3 місяці тому @Marcus Keulertz THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THE CASE IN GERMANY AT ALL
  • AngelDust Activegames
    AngelDust Activegames 3 місяці тому (змінено) Russia is not a country, it is a state of mind ;D
  • Android Box
    Android Box 1 рік тому (змінено) 16:16 вот и костыли оперативно подвезли
  • Milki Shoy
    Milki Shoy 8 місяців тому Ага аагбутко зналиии
  • Panda
    Panda 1 рік тому I can't stop watching these videos. Send help.
  • Me Ballerman
    Me Ballerman 1 рік тому Same here man, same here. HELP
  • FroSix
    FroSix 3 місяці тому *sends help*
  • Patricia Barkley
    Patricia Barkley 1 місяць тому (змінено) Panda , I thought I was the only one with this problem! I have done this for days! Help!!!!
  • Two Beers
    Two Beers 1 рік тому In Russia, pedestrians should be banned from crossing the road & all motorist should be banned from making left turns.
  • boniface mbilinyi
    boniface mbilinyi 11 місяців тому Two Beers They need separate lane with concrete barricade, so that if you crash no one will be hurt .
  • colcol1970
    colcol1970 11 місяців тому IN RUSSIA having a crash is how you past your driving test
  • Derrick M
    Derrick M 2 місяці тому You have to survive the crash first
  • Čaki norac
    Čaki norac 2 місяці тому Are they all fuckin' retarded or just drunk as hell or just depressed?
  • 12steve07
    12steve07 2 місяці тому They're just russian... around (:
  • mattafakkah
    mattafakkah 1 рік тому 16:16 Nice to have a friend that can hook you up with som free Crutches
  • Afdjd Ahsjj
    Afdjd Ahsjj 1 рік тому حصكككككخيمي6عمخخاساهخ
  • 田代まさし
    田代まさし 1 рік тому mattafakkah fuck me !
  • منتظر نعيم
    منتظر نعيم 10 місяців тому - 10
  • RAMMY237
    RAMMY237 10 місяців тому yeah, they were totally prepared!
  • mattafakkah
    mattafakkah 5 місяців тому @田代まさし yes fuk you brainless 9dipshit
  • mattafakkah
    mattafakkah 5 місяців тому @منتظر نعيم and fuk you too snackbar
  • Yellow S2000
    Yellow S2000 1 рік тому Russia, where even the moose are drunk!
  • Валсо Дар
    Валсо Дар 1 рік тому AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
  • Adrian Popescu
    Adrian Popescu 11 місяців тому lol
  • Madison Greene
    Madison Greene 10 місяців тому The moose could drive better than most of these idiots!
  • smw381st
    smw381st 10 місяців тому I would hope so!
  • Elena Martinez
    Elena Martinez 6 місяців тому @Валсо Дар ¥€¢£ €¢®π
  • Tristan Hudson
    Tristan Hudson 4 місяці тому Lol
  • Umberto Fellinni
    Umberto Fellinni 4 місяці тому yo sucks ?